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Warlock post 3.0.2

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Warlock post 3.0.2

Post  Guest on Tue Nov 11, 2008 5:09 pm

The current state of the Warlock explained by everyone's favorite rap song.. Wink

Now, this is a story all about how,
My e-peen got flipped-turned upside down.
And I liked to take a minute.
Just sit down now.
I'll tell you how I became the joke of a game called Wow.

In south Eastern-Kingdoms born and raised.
In the BG's was where I spent most of my days.
Two shotting shammies, lookin real cool,
And all seducin and nukin outside of the school.
When a couple of devs,
Who were up to no good,
Startin making nerfs to my livelihood.
I got in one little fight and where I just one-shotted those fools.
The devs said "We gotta change ya, your class is too cool".

I begged and pleaded with them, day after day
But they nerfed my core abilities anyway.
They gave me new coefficients, and my spells weren't with it,
The devs laughed and they laughed, cause I'm no longer wicked.

Third rate, yo, this is sad,
Mages laughing with us, thinking we're just that bad.
Is this what our new talent trees look like?
Homie, I don't think our 51-point talents are alright.

I whistled for a dreadsteed and when it came near
The license plate said Nerfed and it had lice in its ears.
If anything I can say this steed is rare
Oh wait, no it's not, all the noobs just trained it, that's so not fair.

I checked out the damage charts, place 7 or 8,
And I yelled to the Devs "This DPS is not up to date".
I looked at my character
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of hot air.


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Re: Warlock post 3.0.2

Post  Ragingal on Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:55 am

Loving it!
But as I wasnt so used to Destro raid spec, i kinda like affli, wish i had played it more when i was leveling, looking forward to it at lvl 80 thats for sure
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Post  Torruco on Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:08 pm

tbh, does it really matter which spec u play al? :p
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